18 Haircuts That Don’t Suit Most Women (and What to Consider Instead)
Let’s be real—finding the perfect haircut is like online dating. It looks amazing in theory, but once you commit, you realize it’s just not working for you.
Some styles promise sophistication, others are just impractical unless you have a personal stylist on speed dial.
So, before you take the plunge into a questionable hair transformation, let’s talk about 18 haircuts that don’t suit most women—and what you might want to consider instead.
No judgment if you rock any of these, but let’s just say some styles are better left in the past (or on Pinterest boards where they belong).
1. The Classic Mullet
Ah, the mullet. Business in the front, party in the back—and a whole lot of regret in between.
Unless you’re Billy Ray Cyrus in his prime, this one rarely does anyone any favors.
Instead, go for a layered lob—it’s stylish, easy to maintain and guaranteed to turn heads for all the right reasons.
2. Overly Asymmetrical Bob
This haircut screams, “I wanted something different, but my stylist took it way too seriously.”
The asymmetrical bob can be edgy, but it’s not for everyone. Sometimes, extreme angles clash with softer face shapes. Opt for softer lines to enhance your natural beauty.
A softer, angled bob delivers drama while keeping your look balanced and effortless.
3. Ultra-Short Pixie
Pixie cuts can be bold, but if they’re too short, you might feel like you just lost a bet with your hairstylist. They’re not ideal for every face type.
If you’re craving something short and sassy, go for a textured pixie—it gives you styling options while still showing off your features.
This cut effortlessly transitions from casual to formal without feeling out of place.
4. Heavy Bangs
Unless you’re aiming for that ‘mysterious stranger hiding behind a curtain of hair’ vibe (hello, 2000s emo bands), thick bangs might not be the way to go.
They require constant trimming, and the moment humidity hits—good luck. Rather, go for wispy bangs.
They’re soft and grow out nicely. Plus, they won’t make you feel like you’re constantly hiding behind your hair.
5. Severe Bowl Cut
The bowl cut is like that one friend who never got the memo that the ‘90s are over.
It’s symmetrical and can make round faces look even rounder. Consider a layered pixie or a soft bob for more flexibility. These styles allow movement and adjustment to suit personal flair.
Hairstyles should enhance your natural beauty, giving you confidence and style.
Choose a style that reflects who you are, not one that dictates how you should be.
6. Flat Top
This style works if you’re in a ‘90s boy band.
Otherwise, it’s not easy to pull off. A fuller style adds height without making your hair look flat. It also allows some movement, so it won’t look stiff. Additionally, it gives your hair a more natural and effortless finish.
For a sharper look, ask your stylist for a fade that blends smoothly.
7. Micro Fringe
Micro fringes (aka baby bangs) are bold but can be a risky choice. Instead of softening your features, they can draw attention to imperfections.
If you’re going for a permanently surprised look, this might be the cut for you.
But keep in mind—they require frequent trims, or you’ll be stuck in an awkward grow-out phase that’s hard to style.
Save yourself the hassle and opt for a cut that grows out effortlessly.
8. Super-Long Strands
Sure, long hair is gorgeous, but if it’s dragging your entire face down, you might just look tired. A mid-length cut with layers keeps the length while adding movement and bounce.
Plus, extra-long hair can be a literal pain in the neck (hello, headaches from heavy ponytails).
A well-chosen haircut can transform your look, offering a fresh appearance without the exhaustive upkeep.
9. Slicked-Back Style
Great for runway models, not so practical for everyday life. If you don’t want to look like you ran out of hair gel halfway through styling, opt for a sleek ponytail instead.
It’s polished and still feels natural.And let’s be real—if your hair isn’t naturally straight, you’ll be battling flyaways all day.
Why stress over hairspray when you can choose something effortlessly chic?
10. Extreme Undercut
If you love the challenge of growing out awkward patches of hair, go for it. Otherwise, a subtle undercut gives you that edge without the long commitment.
The biggest downside? It is like a tattoo for your hair. You are stuck with it until it grows out, and the in-between phase is not pretty.
For a rebellious look without regret, try an asymmetrical pixie instead.
11. The Shag
Shaggy layers can look effortlessly cool, but there’s a fine line between “rockstar chic” and “I haven’t brushed my hair in weeks.”
A soft, layered cut gives you the texture without the mess. Plus, a bad shag cut can easily make you look like a rejected ‘70s sitcom character.
Keep the layers balanced so you achieve a stylish look.
12. Blunt Cut Bob
If you love structure, embrace it. But be warned—this cut highlights every single angle on your face.
A softly layered bob is a bit more forgiving and still super stylish. Also, styling a blunt bob can be surprisingly difficult—it looks sleek only if you put in effort every morning.
If you’re a roll-out-of-bed kind of person, a layered version is your best choice.
13. Tight Ringlets
Tight ringlets can be charming but challenging.
If your curls naturally fall this way, keep them! But if you’re forcing extra-tight spirals, they can look unnatural and overly styled.
Opt for soft waves for a more relaxed, effortless vibe. Plus, tight curls require serious upkeep.
Unless you enjoy spending an eternity with a curling iron, a beachy wave is the way to go.
14. Disconnected Layers
Disconnected layers can be trendy but tricky. These can work, but when done wrong, it’s pure chaos.
The kind that makes people wonder, did you cut this yourself in a dark bathroom? Blended layers add movement without regret.
Disconnected layers can create awkward volume in all the wrong places.
The last thing you want is hair that turns your head into a mushroom.
15. Bleached Blonde Buzz Cut
This one’s a power move, no doubt. But the upkeep is brutal, and not everyone’s head shape was made for this look.
If you’re craving that edgy blonde vibe, a platinum pixie is a bit more versatile.
Also, be prepared for constant root touch-ups—unless you love visiting your colorist every few weeks, a softer shade might be a smarter choice.
16. Tight Ponytail
Is your ponytail giving you headaches—literally? Unless you enjoy daily tension and a slowly receding hairline, this might not be your best bet.
A looser, voluminous ponytail gives you the sleek look without the pain.
Plus, overly tight ponytails can make you look constantly stressed. Let your hair and scalp breathe.
17. Extreme Color Blocks
Chunky highlights were a moment… in 2005.
These days, balayage or soft ombré is a much more flattering way to add dimension without looking like you lost a dare.
Not to mention, growing out color blocks is a nightmare—unless you want to look like an off-duty clown, choose something that blends naturally.
18. The Faux Hawk
Did you know the faux hawk became a huge trend in the early 2000s thanks to David Beckham? While edgy, it’s not the most flattering for everyone and requires upkeep.
A textured pixie offers a similar bold look with more versatility and less effort.
A style that works with your features is always the best choice.